Wednesday, January 12, 2005 AD I'm Boring Have you ever heard children say that when they mean, "I'm bored"? The proper response is, of course, "Yes, dear, you certainly are."
Well, I'm home sick today -- quite lethargic and useless and boring because my colds, you know, are always worse than anybody's -- and in need of the entertaining ministrations of my kind and faithful readers. (My unkind and faithless readers may also participate if they choose, but in doing so they'd surely be showing themselves kind, and we can't just go around breaking the law of noncontradiction willy-nilly, now can we?) Here are the rules: