Thursday, January 02, 2003 AD "You Are Very Dull Today, Miss Elizabeth Bennet" Miss Valerie is very dull today, too. In fact, she's pretty much dull all the time: ignorant, lazy, uncultured, unoriginal, uneducated, boring. Why are you people here reading the blog of such a dull person? You must all be very dull today, too. Or maybe you come for the same reason I watch Rikki Lake on rare occasion: to remind myself that at least I'm not that pathetic!
[Note: This is your cue to use the comments section to tell me that I've got it all wrong and am actually brilliant, fascinating, ingenius, enchanting and downright glossy; that encountering me has changed your life; that reading my blog is the highlight of your day; that knowing I am in the world makes getting out of bed in the morning worth the effort. Either that or prescribe me some Prozac. Or smack me upside the head and tell me to snap out of it (this option is for Jane, who is especially gifted at that sort of thing). Or think of some other creative, non-dull way to encourage me. Now if you will excuse me, I think I had better go pray a bit!]
[Another note after praying: I may be dull, but God is good!] Posted by Valerie (Kyriosity) at 1/02/2003 08:20:00 AM
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